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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 13:40
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
No way
Then came..
Person infectious with measles traveled through Sky Harbor, health officials say - ABC15 Arizona
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
UN calls for investigation into killings near Gaza aid site - BBC
So they tried
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The Best Lunch to Eat if You Have High Cholesterol, Recommended by a Dietitian - EatingWell
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
US researchers solve tokamak plasma mystery with elusive ‘voids’ discovery - Interesting Engineering
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Menopause Drug Reduces Breast Cancer Growth In Clinical Trial - ScienceAlert
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
ESA supports Moon mission carrying first European rover - European Space Agency
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Qualcomm to acquire semiconductor firm Alphawave Semi for $2.4B - TechCrunch
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Can someone with ADHD describe the feeling of paralysis and how it affects them?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What life lesson did you learn the hard way?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds